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"AMY IS DA GODDESS OF DA SONIC FRANCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO MAKE AMY AS GOOD AS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS IS A MASTERPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM DA NEXT DA VINCI! I AM DA NEXT JEAN-BAPTISTE OUDRY! MY STORIES ARE REALLLY INTERESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO BE IN CINEMAS ALL OVER DA WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Hozu in real life (I couldn't find any real baby tantrum pictures. If you have any, I'd like to see them.

hozupindahows00s (pronounced hoes-up-in-da-house for anyone who wants to make a video about him or made a video about him like Dumbsville and Jawbreaker) is a (supposedly) 22 year old man baby who, like Petitange2, somehow figured out Mommy's computer password and made a deviantART account.

Since, like Petitange2 who is actually his baby sister, he's a terrible user, I'm instead going to hand you over to black--cheshire and a few other people.

Description

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Judge Rinder Moron Compilation.

Just like he did for Petitange2, Judge Rinder has another word for hozu.

Many people on deviantART sum up hozu perfectly, like this journal from black--cheshire on DeviantART:

"Greetings, everyone, this is Chesh Kuro here a.k.a. Black--Cheshire and today let me introduce you to the person that I'm gonna be talking about, the one, the only...hozupindahows00s.



-This lil' deviant has been on dA for eight months now, since he started the account back last year in August and apparently this lil' troll has been acting like a lil' narcissistic, egotistical, idiotic manchild. Why did I call him those horrid things you ask? Well basically, this little 22 year old thinks he surpasses the best artists that every single person has known through out history, like Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo for examples; he tends to insert them in his descriptions when posting his so called "masterpieces".


- Heh..yeah right. Paul...have you ever seen what good art looks like? I have seen so many talented artists on here---including my own friends on dA!--- that are way better than you; hell, even some of my own artwork is better than yours. His drawings mainly consist of scribbles and poorly disfigured anatomy that a damn preschool child draws on paper.


- He even created some stories about his self-insert and the characters he made up, including his own Sonamy fanfiction he created, just to show how much of a great writer he is as well. In all honesty, I've written short stories that are way better than his. His self-insert is a total Gary Stu and the fanfiction he made talking about how Amy Rose is so badass and *beep* is a Mary Sue. Not to mention that they're just so...cringy to read. UGH!


- And yet when people criticize about his bad drawings and his writing he just replies with, "I'm a genius!" or "I surpassed da Vinci!" or "I'm an amazing story teller!" or "I dare you to show me a pic that's way better than mine but you can't! Mine is the best!" the list just goes on.


- Oh, and what's even funnier is the fact that when he gets called out for his actions he tries to defend himself and say soft language to the haters, like "Well....*thinks for a moment*....you're a mean girl!" and "Well...*thinks for a moment*....you're a mean person!". Really Paul? Is that all you gotta say to them? Ha! That's so cute. You're trying so hard to pretend that you're a tough guy when the truth is you're nothing more than a baby *beep* who doesn't know how to make a good counter argument. Having that kind of behavior will make you an EASY target for others to draw to and call you out for it.


- He also has a HUGE obsession of a certain person, named Mr. Enter, stating that he's the biggest manchild ever and makes call out journals on him and even negative art of him and sometimes putting in pics of him giving the middle finger to Mr. Enter. Really Paul? Do...Do you just want Mr. Enter sempai to notice you that badly? Do you just want to get his attention so much that once he speaks with you ya want him to suck your *beep* and make him declare that everything you said about him was right and that everyone has to listen to you?


    - Uh that's a big.fat.NO! Just because he stated his opinion on certain shows and movies that you and only YOU like doesn't mean you can just bash on him for not thinking the same way as you do. NO ONE THINKS THE SAME WAY AS YOU DO, YOU *beep* IDIOT!! EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO AGREE AND DISAGREE WITH CERTAIN TOPICS, IT'S COMMON SENSE! YOUR OPINIONS ALONE DOESN'T MAKE THEM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT ALL THE DAMN TIME!!


        - EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINIONS AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DISRESPECT THEM!

       - And fyi, Paul...Mr. Enter isn't the one who's the manchild, it's you. The whole "Mr. Enter is a manchild and he must pay!" schtick is getting really old now. No one gives a rat's *beep* about it so shut the *beep* up.


- Oh, and let's not forget that he's also another Amy Rose and Sonamy fan and completely hates Sally Acorn. Now I want to be clear on this, I'm not a part of the Sonic fandom but I'm aware that NOT All Sonamy and Amy Rose fans will act immature and childish like this guy. In fact, they will meet others who like different pairings from the fandom and like to be friends with those people despite their own points of views. Paul, however, declares that Sonamy is the one and only true pairing and that Amy Rose deserves to be treated like a goddess in the whole Sonic fandom and that Sally Acorn deserves to be hated on, and if people don't agree with his opinion then he calls them out as haters and will make a journal entry about them.


    - He even made a journal talking about the reasons as to why Sonamy is the number one couple in the fandom and Sally Acorn doesn't deserve to be with Sonic in the first place.
Here are the reasons why Sonamy is a better coupleAnd these are real legitamit reasons too
1. Amy is the same species as Sonic. To be a good couple, you need to be the same species. That's why this couple makes more sense.
2. She's pink and that color goes well with blue. Blue goes horrible with *beep* brown, like what that chipmunk is.
3. Amy is actually nice. She never hurt Sonic one time. Nor did she threaten him with violence.
4. Amy actually wears clothes, unlike that redheaded *beep*.
5. Amy started off as Sonic's girlfriend because Amy called it, and that *beep* stole Sonic from her.
6. Amy actually has feelings for Sonic and doesn't need to use him for royalty and money like that redheaded *beep* does.
7. Amy's not a *beep* like that chipmunk is.
8. Amy is the top selling Sonic girl. The main girl always has to be with the main charaktor.
9. Amy is way more popular.
10. Amy actaully has a pretty name. Sonic needs to be with a girl with a pretty name. Sally is the worst and ugliest girl name ever.
I'm serious too. All those facts make So



    - Paul...why the *beep* are you trying to put in logic for a fandom that doesn't require logic to begin with?! NO ONE GIVES A *beep* ABOUT THAT! THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANY DAMN REASON OR RHYME AS TO WHY SONIC AND AMY ROSE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER FOR REAL!!

        - There is a video made by someone, named Jawbreaker, that puts in more detail into giving the honest facts about why Paul's statement about the Sonamy shipping isn't technically 100% canon to begin with and among other things that others need to know about.

      - I swear, Paul is like the retarded clone version of YoshiWii1 here.


- On top of that, he also puts up journals telling everyone about random stuff that he does in real life, though I highly doubt they're even 100% true in all honesty, and even sometimes put in *beep* pity journals to gain sympathy when either things don't go his way or if "real life" things have taken a turn for the worse for him or when other users are making call out journals about him or just blocking him because of his childish behavior.
    - Trust me on this, all of those journals that HE himself posted on his account are all true and you can go check them out for yourself to know that I'm not bull*beep*ing you on this.

    - Back in January of this year he even made journals about how he wanted to "kill himself" because he couldn't take the hate anymore and said that he would try to stab himself through the heart or shoot himself. He even stated back in January 25 that at 10:30 p.m. on the same day he posted the journal that he would be "dead for real" this time. Okay, really, Paul? Those that want to commit suicide would NEVER describe in detail on how they'll end their suffering and when they'll actually do it.

  • Note here: To those who want to commit suicide please don't do it. It's a tragic thing that your loved ones will go through when you die and they care a great deal about you. There is some help that will get you through the horrible times you're dealing with so please reconsider and get help. Taking your life is NOT worth it.*


    - Sure enough the account was deactivated for a few weeks and then...without warning, the guy comes back on February 10 with a new journal entry stating that he was "about to kill himself" when some old lady stopped him and then some guys in white secured him and sent him to the mental hospital, and he stated some other shit which I'm not gonna bother putting in. Overall, he says that he's a "changed man".

    - So you basically pulled out the whole *beep* suicide card just to gain sympathy from others who called you out on all of the *beep* you've been doing and now that you're back you expect everyone, even me, to believe that you're gonna change your ways? Guess again, idiot.

    - If you so much as try to use the "I have a mental disability" card or even so much as use your religion like some of the most infamous Sonic artists on dA did long ago as an excuse to get away with the way you behave then don't be so damn surprised if I call you out on it!


- As of late, you continue to display the same *beep* behavior like you did when you first joined dA long ago. You still show your *beep* ego in the descriptions of the content that you make, you continue to make the same repetitive scribbles though now you've added in color to them and now the lines are black and not the same cyan color you keep using (but they're still in terrible taste), and you still continue to make anti-Mr. Enter drawings.

    - Paul...you have got to be the most idiotic human being I've ever come across! You saying that you're gonna be a changed man...hypocrite much?

    -Also, Paul, you telling everyone that you are the greatest artist who ever lived? Dude...get over yourself! If there's one thing that someone doesn't like from an artist is them flaunting their own ego to others.

Overall, this guy is nothing more than a special snowflake who likes to play the victim card when he gets called out on things he continues to deny on and expects everyone to bow down and kiss his *beep*. His ego is the size of the sun and he doesn't know when to tone it down a notch, not to mention he's the biggest crybaby when someone shows him a piece of art that's better than his or cries about someone not liking his precious Amy Rose goddess. He believes that different opinions are considered blasphemy and that everyone should convert into believing in the one and true Sonic pairing: the Sonamy shipping.

Final thoughts: Paul, you need to *beep* grow up. You're 22 years old and yet you're behaving like a five year old who continues to throw tantrums when he doesn't get his way. If you keep behaving this way your *beep* is gonna be on ED and everyone knows that once you're on there you're gonna be trolled to the extreme so bad that not even your own white knights will come and bail your *beep* out. So get off your high horse and get out of dA while you still can unless you want to be burned at the stake, metaphorically speaking of course."

Cheshire also gave out another epic journal on hozu, like this:

"If you don't know the meaning of the title here allow me to explain. Now, awhile back I made a call out journal about hozupindahows00s and all of the stupid ass *beep* he's been doing from last year to the current year.


And since ol' Paul here is still creating anti-Mr. Enter stuff I might as well respond to it. So the only reason you're talking *beep* about him is just for the way he criticised towards your favorite cartoon shows and that one HORRIBLE movie (Norm of the North) that many agreed that it was terrible as well?


Are you that completely ignorant to the difference of opinions? Why yes he is!



Not only that but the more you keep talking about how much you despise the guy through journal entries and drawings the more I'm coming to the conclusion that you have a BIG dark obsession for Mr. Enter.


Me: "Paul, you're a big gay fox for Mr. Enter."


Paul: "What does that mean?"


Me: "I'm saying you're GAY as *beep* for him."


Paul: "I'm not gay for him!"


Me: "Dude, if you're gay for Mr. Enter just say so. I have no problems with gays."


Paul: "Stop saying that! I'm not gay!!"


Me:"Paul, it's okay to come out of the closet and tell everyone that you have a crush on Mr. Enter. No one's gonna hate ya on it."



Paul: "Yeah well....*thinks long and hard*...you're just a mean girl and I think you're being totally unreasonable!"

Me: "I'm the one being unreasonable? Heh...amongst the two of us I'm not the one who makes so many call out journals on a dude that doesn't show an entertaining personality in his videos. Dude, you're just grasping at straws at this point, which I find it very pathetic to say the least."



Paul: "Well I'm right when I say that Mr. Enter is a manchild and needs to---"

Me: "The only manchild here is you, dumb *beep*, and you're gay for him, ya big gay fox."

Paul: "I'm not gay! Stop saying that! You're hurting my feelings ;^;"

Me:"So you're gonna cry over me calling you out as a gay in denial? Wow, and you wonder why you're not gonna make love to a woman let alone a stupid, fictional pink hedgehog that you treat as a goddess."



Paul: "I'M NOT GAY AND AMY ROSE IS REAL! YOU'RE HURTING BOTH OF OUR FEELINGS! YOU'RE SO MEAN TO US!! *cries out loud, sobbing*"

Me: "That's it. Go ahead, cry. That's all you're ever good at. And ya wonder why some of us don't take you seriously."


Typical comments

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A video for hozu.

All of these comments are not his and instead belong to me because I LOVE to mock him; anyway, let's begin:

  • see the quote in the beginning*
  • "SALLY HAS NO FEELINGS! THAT SLUTTY CHIPMUNK IS OVERRATED AS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL SALLY IS, IS A SLUT. AMY HAS PROPER FEELINGS AND SHE'S CRYING BECAUSE OF THE UNDESERVVVVVVVEED HATE SHE GETS, EVERY! DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SALLY IS AN AWFUL NAME, AMY HAS THE MOST PRETTY NAME IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! I SECRETLY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MR. ENTER AND WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS AFTER I HAVE SEX WITH GOTHNEBULA ONCE ED TAKE OFF HER UNDESSSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRRRVVVVVVVEEEEEDDDDDD ARTICLE! AND THEY FINISH HURTING HER FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!

*and right at the top of his lungs* HAVING SEX WITH MR ENTER WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS, PROVIDING HE'S NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND CALLS ME A PERVERT WHICH I AM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DESPITE TELLING PEOPLE 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 TIMESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I

HAD MY CASE THROWN OUT BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD HAVE WON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENCYCLOPAEDIA DRAMATICA, MR. ENTER AND ALL THOSE LOSERS WHO HATE ON AMY ROSE AND MY FAVOURITE USER SHOULD PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • "WAAAAAH I NEED SYMPATHY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (that one actually came from Luna Raeh)

Gallery (deviantART)

Gallery (Real life) Please take note that I will not show his "nerd" picture out of fears of my computer dying from sheer awfulness

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